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Black Goat of the Family Tee

SKU 00583
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Every family’s got one - hopefully it’s you! Because honestly, fitting in is super boring, especially at family reunions. This tongue-firmly-in-cheek tee tells the world that you might not get a gold star for familial conformity, but you’re damn sure to be an entertaining round peg in the proverbial square hole. A nod to spooky style and an homage to gleeful outcasts, this exclusive design encourages you to commune with your own inner Baphomet / Black Phillip / Dark Lord and embrace the fact that you probably like your humor like you like your coffee - already prepared and ready for you to enjoy.

● Finally, a tee just for the outcasts! Stand up, stand out, and live authentically (and deliciously!)

● Made with ultra-soft 100% cotton (Ash grey contains 1% polyester), this comfy short sleeve top is a perfect weight for year-round wear.

● A great tee for relaxing around the house, wearing unironically to family gatherings, and running errands.

● This short sleeve tee design features shoulder-to-shoulder taping and seaming along the sides to prevent wear and tear.

Size guide

Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
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