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Don't Drink and Fly Tee

SKU 00498
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It’s the “Batman versus Superman” debate of the goth set: if a vampire feeds on someone that’s been heavily imbibing, do they get a buzz too? If they transformed into a bat, would they be able to fly straight? This cheeky dark humor tee encourages all of the world’s elegant undead to make smart choices when it comes to their nightly - ahem - beverages. Stick to your wolf form to avoid nasty airborne mishaps, dark lords and fanged goddesses: it’s the responsible option when you’ve had a bit too much to secondhand-drink.

  • Our exclusive “Don’t Drink and Fly” graphic features a dapper Dracula raising a glass of red against a night sky filled with bats.
  • This 100% cotton tee is a ridiculously cute casual look for a night out, and a clever beacon for fellow lovers of dark designs and dark humor.
  • Pre-shrunk and side-seamed for a flattering silhouette that feels soft and comfortable.

Size guide

Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
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